Ladies, here’s to the one that got away.
<h1>It's a tale as old as time itself: A lady catches your eye at a bar/on the street/in the avocado section of the grocery store.</h1>
You immediately throw out your best line about your famous guacamole recipe and try not to swoon all over her.
<h1>It's all wonderful until she drops a small bombshell phrase like, "Oh, my boyfriend loves guacamole too!"</h1>
<h1>Your first primal instinct? RUN. RUN FOR YOUR GODDAMN LIFE!</h1>
<h1><i>Pursuing this is not worth your time</i> – that's what your brain is screaming at you as you continue to chat her up.</h1>