Telling it like it is, and in some style.
<h1>Ever wish that the people who run the London underground would just tell it like it is? Get a load of this.</h1>
The service from [this] station is EXECRABLE, as in sub-standard. Passengers are strongly advised to turn around and use local buses.
We apologise for the inconvenience.
Caveat emptor! [Buyer beware]