If you have a blanket under your desk and it’s 70 degrees outside, we are here for you.
<h1>If you are reading this, you may be one of the millions of people suffering from Freezing Office Syndrome.</h1>
Don't worry. You are not alone.
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<h1>Winter, summer, fall. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Your office's A.C. is set to approximately 3 Kelvins year round.</h1>
Office temperatures do not conform to any other laws of science or physics. They are their own atmosphere, like Mars or the Biodome from <i>Biodome</i> with Pauly Shore.
<h1>Your days sitting at your desk typically look like this:</h1>
(Actual footage of Frozen Office Syndrome patient)
<h1>Those afflicted with Frozen Office Syndrome often adapt by wearing specific attire meant for arctic climates.</h1>
(Also actual footage)
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