Your 21-Step Guide To The Proper Worship Of Marion Cotillard

It’s time to promote your Marion Cotillard obsession to a full-on religion.

<h1>So, you want to worship Marion Cotillard as your lord and saviour.</h1>

So, you want to worship Marion Cotillard as your lord and saviour.

Well, of course you do.

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<h1>To correctly worship Marion Cotillard, you must emulate the goddess herself, and live by her many teachings.</h1>

To correctly worship Marion Cotillard, you must emulate the goddess herself, and live by her many teachings.

Thankfully, we have created a handy guide for you to become a better believer.

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<h1>It is said that Marion Cotillard once walked on cobblestones in stilletos as if it was nothing.</h1>

It is said that Marion Cotillard once walked on cobblestones in stilletos as if it was nothing.

In honour of this miracle, walk only in the middle of roads, preferably with large block letters spelling your name in the air.

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<h1>Watch <i>La Vie en Rose</i> twice every week, and weep openly.</h1>

Watch La Vie en Rose twice every week, and weep openly.

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